Dear Jesse,
Not only did you blame my lack of having an orgasm on me (“well it’s not my problem, it’s yours”) but you also would not admit to your porn addiction that even your friends said was a little out of control. There are plenty of guys in the world who would want to have a girlfriend that loves to have sex all the time, but no you’d rather say, “I’m not in the mood, it’s too early” and then take your computer into the bathroom and jerk off. What the fuck was that about? And when I called you out on it, you just said it’s normal for dudes to jerk off. Yeah, and it’s normal for boyfriends to have sex with their girlfriends. Even your best friend couldn’t understand why you wouldn’t want to “fuck a fox like her.” My thoughts exactly, best friend. I’ve never met anyone who complains about how much work they have to do, you’d and instead decided to download porn or play Tetris online for 8 hours and then complain again about how much work you have. You don’t have that much work! Fucking suck it up and deal with it you’re a grown man. Well, at least I thought so for a few months. Also, please warn your next girlfriend about your obsessive behaviors in regards to sports. That took up the winter and most of the spring which I’ll never get back filled with crappy hours of football, baseball, hockey, you name it.
Thank God I moved on from the mess that you were.
