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15th March 2010

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Dearest Eric, You’re absolutely unbelievable. I should have known when you confessed to me that you broke up with your previous girlfriend by text message that you would fuck me over too in just as many months. I cannot believe I sat there night after night stroking your ego by telling you how great you were and how fantastic the music you picked out was and how cool you were and what great taste you had in everything.  You were so condescending, making me feel like a little girl, when you really are a self-centered, pretentious little boy. I was so upset when you wanted to end things because we were so much alike and seemed perfect for one another, but now I realize that you’re full of shit. And thanks for making out with my friend as soon as we broke up.  That was really sweet. xoxo

Dearest Eric,

You’re absolutely unbelievable.

I should have known when you confessed to me that you broke up with your previous girlfriend by text message that you would fuck me over too in just as many months.

I cannot believe I sat there night after night stroking your ego by telling you how great you were and how fantastic the music you picked out was and how cool you were and what great taste you had in everything.  You were so condescending, making me feel like a little girl, when you really are a self-centered, pretentious little boy.

I was so upset when you wanted to end things because we were so much alike and seemed perfect for one another, but now I realize that you’re full of shit.

And thanks for making out with my friend as soon as we broke up.  That was really sweet.

xoxo

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