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10th March 2010

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Dear Steven, You’re gay — from the tips of your highlights, to the laces of your topsiders. Really, really gay. So why are you trying to go on dates with me? I don’t grow beards and I won’t be yours, either.

Dear Steven,

You’re gay — from the tips of your highlights, to the laces of your topsiders. Really, really gay. So why are you trying to go on dates with me? I don’t grow beards and I won’t be yours, either.