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23rd February 2010

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Dear Richard, We could blame your inability to get it up and keep it up on the whisky. But then we’d be lying. Speaking of: it’s CUTTY SARK, not CUTTING SHARK. Saying.

Dear Richard,

We could blame your inability to get it up and keep it up on the whisky. But then we’d be lying. Speaking of: it’s CUTTY SARK, not CUTTING SHARK. Saying.