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19th February 2010

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Dear Rick,Your ability to somehow convince me that saying “I love you too” when you hang up from phonecalls to your BFF (who is actually your ex girlfriend) is normal, is impressive. You really are an emotion-less robot. Next time, save me the 9 months of boredom to break up with me and I’ll just go get drinks with my gay guy friends!

Dear Rick,

Your ability to somehow convince me that saying “I love you too” when you hang up from phonecalls to your BFF (who is actually your ex girlfriend) is normal, is impressive. You really are an emotion-less robot. Next time, save me the 9 months of boredom to break up with me and I’ll just go get drinks with my gay guy friends!