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Dear Adam,
When your girlfriend, who has kindly agreed to accompany you to a private sex club, insists that she wants to leave because some lecherous guy has raped her with his tongue, do not react by whining, “but i didn’t get my money’s worth yet!” And in your attempt to make it up to her by planning a romantic date to see an off-broadway play, make sure you don’t buy tickets to one about an orgy. Good job.
