Dear J.D.
I know we’ve been broken up for two years, but I still love reading your blog and twitters to constantly remind myself of how lucky I was to get out of that relationship before you moved back home and tried to launch your failing writing career. Here’s a suggestion for your writing: take out all of the “I think” and “in my opinion.” It makes you look like a whiny kid who has a blog and no backbone. Oh wait, that’s what you are.
<3