October 2010
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February 2010
23 posts
Dear D,
I’m so glad you finally figured out you were okay with committing to a lady and telling her you loved her. Too bad she’s older, dumber, and significantly less clever than I am.
Dear Steven,
Yes, you broke up with me in the most terrible way possible, three weeks before I was supposed to move in with you in a new city. But! What you never knew — I was cheating on you for two months before that. How do you like those second-hand, bruised apples?
Dear Chris,
Your large dick does not make up for that gaping hole where a soul/personality should be. It almost does, but not quite.
Dear Alex,
You broke up with me for an Asian girl, and everyone knows that Asians are just the gateway drug to gay.
Dear Chris,
You are a the worst person I’ve ever met. And, your dick didn’t even work the entire time we fucked. I hope it falls off; it’d be more use to humanity as a paperweight at this point.